An update on The First Annual Brittany Spears Memorial Limerick Week at NunnaYerBizness Today

So far, our leading, and only, Limerician is Jack King with several on Brittany ( who is impressed and will soon be looking Mr. King up, we’re sure) and now  one on a more traditional topic. We look forward to the next. Excellent work, Jack.

Here are some examples from Patricia A. written a while back during a back and forth on the costs of Pablo Kisel Boulevard.

Right now there’s a Mayor named Pat
And it’s great to be a dog or a cat.
The humans are screwed.
I don’t mean to be crude,
but the meetings are just tit-for-tat.

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I went out for a walk on the street.
Now I’m sore and in pain are my feet.
I fell in a hole
It was like a huge bowl.
Who at the city do I need to beat?

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They were asked to explain every cent,
but city staff didn’t know what that meant.
A cry from the masses
said, “We want your asses!”
but their only response was, “No comment.”

And here is one from us on Ms. A.’s talents:

There was a young lady named A.
Who had a very startling way
Of slinging up words
To show how absurd
The city’s being run today.

We hope you find inspiration for your own limerickization of the scene, from Brownsville to París; from Denver to Aguadulce, Panama; from Vancouver to Istanbul; from Brooklyn to Mudanjing and Calcutta–all cities from which NunnaYerBizness Today readers have come.